The Seattle Mariners: A Legacy of Failure


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  • Sam Elliott's Mustache
    Sam Elliott's Mustache  16 hours back

    Seattle Mariners: A Legacy of Dick-Punching

    • goldeneve
      goldeneve  1 days back


      • betotrono
        betotrono  6 days back

        At this point I don't why away from calling myself a fairweather M's fan. I'll start watching again when they start winning. Why TF would I want to watch bad baseball for 2 decades?

        • snake_z
          snake_z  6 days back

          So that’s why most Japanese player get on the Mariners.

          • Matthew Garcia
            Matthew Garcia  6 days back

            Hahah just noticed you rocking Zelda music at 6:00


            • thane read
              thane read  1 weeks back

              Bro you have to do a breakdown of the Houston Oilers/Houston least the Falcons and Cards have been to a Superbowl..💩💩💩💩💩💩

              • Gilbert Galvan
                Gilbert Galvan  6 days back

                The Texans are a dumpster fire. O'Brien has to go.

            • Anthony Long
              Anthony Long  1 weeks back

              As an A’s fan, i feel like the only reason we usually are legitimate contenders in the AL West is because the mariners suck ass

              • IamLegend1221
                IamLegend1221  1 weeks back

                I have not one sorry bone for Robinson Cano you leave the Yankees for a team that will never win shit what cause they gave you a little bit more.

                • Roger Longfellow
                  Roger Longfellow  1 weeks back

                  Funniest, most entertaining guy on YouTube!

                  • Waterflux
                    Waterflux  1 weeks back

                    To some extent, Seattle Mariners reminds me of San Diego Chargers (now LA Chargers). The Chargers have had a tendency to choke once they are in the playoff games, even though they might have had excellent regular season records. The Mariners seem to share this tease-then-choke oscillation. :P

                    • Eagletotravel101
                      Eagletotravel101  1 weeks back

                      The difference is that the chargers have made the playoffs 7 times since 01.

                  • opqs
                    opqs  1 weeks back

                    Why was the first baseman at 5:34 wearing a helmet

                    • PNW Sports Stuff
                      PNW Sports Stuff  1 weeks back

                      Yeah, it may be disappointing, yeah we may not be playing well, but I could care less. I can call many a person out for being a bandwagon fan but you will never EVER call me out as being a bandwagon fan. Oh and as of 0:00 , I wouldn't have it any other way. Go M's.

                      • Ed Neg
                        Ed Neg  1 weeks back

                        ELIMINATED 😂😂😂😂

                        • revinevan87
                          revinevan87  1 weeks back

                          5:38 unfortunately the yankees get empowered by 9/11 and revenge for breaking their 114 win season record.

                          • Donald Shaw
                            Donald Shaw  1 weeks back

                            11:46 "We did get one of the best prospects in baseball for trading Cliff Lee though: First Baseman Justin Smoak, whom you STILL can't develop worth a damn!"

                            • SuperBigblue19
                              SuperBigblue19  1 weeks back

                              Mariners just seem to care about making payroll & being a farm team for teams in bigger markets.
                              Seasons: 43 (1977 to 2019)

                              Record: 3190-3584, .471 W-L%

                              Playoff Appearances: 4

                              Pennants: 0

                              World Championships: 0 2nd worst team ever in Baseball. Stopped wasting my money on them around 10yrs ago Yesterday they got blown out 13-0 & it was 9-0 after the 2nd inning.

                              • C J
                                C J  2 weeks back

                                We have sent more players to the playoffs and world series then our own team holy fucking shit lol 😂😂😂😂😡😡😡

                                • dakruise1
                                  dakruise1  2 weeks back

                                  I went to that Game 5 vs the Yankees in 2001.

                                  • That Critical Broncos Fan

                                    14:34 for the Mortal Kombat 🍆 punch

                                    • Andrew Edwards
                                      Andrew Edwards  2 weeks back

                                      I’m a Mariners fan but this is very accurate

                                      • slaymaster999
                                        slaymaster999  2 weeks back

                                        Fuck... this hurts lol it really sucks being a Mariners fan 18 year playoff drought you hit the nail on the head with this video

                                        • tyronebiggums450
                                          tyronebiggums450  2 weeks back


                                          • R u S s O
                                            R u S s O  2 weeks back

                                            Lol I've been a die hard Mariners fan since Ken Griffey Jr baseball for Super Nintendo. I can't believe all the talent that has come and gone from this organization and nothing to show for it. Constantly trading away all the best prospects and keeping busts. Maybe it's the Mariners who knows. I can't help but root for the them still but wtf is the direction?! I'm sure we will trade Haniger soon and any good prospects we have in the minors. Please bring in the right management and coaches to get this team in the World Series in the next 5 years!!!!

                                            • Geniusjdog Sports
                                              Geniusjdog Sports  2 weeks back

                                              Ow! My dick!

                                              • MarioLuigiFun
                                                MarioLuigiFun  2 weeks back

                                                Mariners should’ve won in 01 smh

                                                • sky langford
                                                  sky langford  2 weeks back

                                                  The marnies are the dogshit I accidentally stepped on yesterday

                                                  • Mario Roman
                                                    Mario Roman  2 weeks back

                                                    There should be a challenge to take a shot after every "Meet the Future of Mariners Baseball!"

                                                    • Jaden Hartman
                                                      Jaden Hartman  3 weeks back

                                                      Michelle Monaghan Mary Jarvis, so Seattle.

                                                      • andyjay729
                                                        andyjay729  3 weeks back

                                                        Well, at least Seattle has the Seahawks.

                                                        • Tigerguy 101
                                                          Tigerguy 101  3 weeks back

                                                          All I can say is he can’t be more right, Seattle is just plain out terrible and I’m a fan

                                                          • JeremyJJMill5
                                                            JeremyJJMill5  3 weeks back

                                                            2019 best starting team for about the first 25 to 30 games: *Seattle Mariners*

                                                            Midway through the season, *they choke again and end up near the bottom of the league.*

                                                            • MrUHOH415
                                                              MrUHOH415  3 weeks back

                                                              2018 Offseason: You decide to blow it up for some reason. Robinson Cano and his awful contract, gone. Your electric closer in Edwin Diaz is also joining Cano on the shitty New York Mets. James Paxton, Trade him to the real New York Team in the Yankees. You do get that Justus Sheffield kid though. You also get Edwin Encarnacion (Probably spelled it wrong) in the off-season too.

                                                              March 2019: You start the season in Japan, and Ichiro plays the final two games in his homeland and you win them both. Thanks for all the memories Ichiro.

                                                              Opening day: You absolutely destroy Chris Sale and the defending world champs in the Boston Red Sox. Good start.

                                                              15 games through: Goddamn. You’re 13-2, mashing homers left and right, Dan Vogelbach! Maybe this is the year....

                                                              Since the 13-2 start: And you punch your fans in the dick... again. Mitch Haniger punches himself in the dick... literally. Oh and you traded Encarnacion to the Evil Empire in the Yankees. Did I mention you are 38-51 now? That is 13 games under .500. To add insult to injury, you are 18 games behind the Astros, and 11 games back from the second wild card spot.

                                                              This is every Seattle fan right now: “When do the Seahawks start their season?”

                                                              (Will make Edits throughout the season)

                                                              • Austin Galbraith
                                                                Austin Galbraith  3 weeks back

                                                                Been a diehard M's fan since 1994 when I was 8 years old. On another note, fml. Go M's.

                                                                • Aphay AllDay
                                                                  Aphay AllDay  3 weeks back

                                                                  Even if the Mariners were up 3-0 in the World Series, I’m still expecting to be disappointed.

                                                                  • Chet Ubetcha
                                                                    Chet Ubetcha  3 weeks back

                                                                    Also not even included in this video; promising OF prospect Greg Halman being stabbed to death by his brother shortly after being called up.

                                                                    • zlinedavid
                                                                      zlinedavid  3 weeks back

                                                                      Change the name of the franchise to Rain City Dick Punchers

                                                                      • Donald Shaw
                                                                        Donald Shaw  4 weeks back

                                                                        10:52 "Meet the future of Mariners baseball in Dustin Ackley, whom you can't develop worth a damn."

                                                                        • Ein Walroß
                                                                          Ein Walroß  4 weeks back

                                                                          16:30 I've never seen a baseball stadium that empty in the first inning. There are more people at Busch during batting practice.

                                                                          • MotorCat Productions
                                                                            MotorCat Productions  3 weeks back

                                                                            When I was in Toronto last year, went to see my Yankees play the Blue Jays, I couldn't believe it! At Yankee Stadium, I'm used to a good long wait to get in, yet I get to Rogers Centre about 20-30 minutes after they opened the gates. There was no line whatsoever to get in! Plus, it never really filled to capacity, even with the Yankees in town (and folks from the Buffalo area, plus me, the only one from NYC). It was sad to see!

                                                                        • Laid-Off Huffington Post Journalist

                                                                          I love how you used Booster's Tower music from Super Mario RPG

                                                                          • Mickey D's
                                                                            Mickey D's  4 weeks back

                                                                            "The Dick Punching"

                                                                            • Jeremy Black
                                                                              Jeremy Black  4 weeks back

                                                                              I would suggest not using the word trigger that way-it makes you seem like a Dotard moron. Just my two cents.

                                                                              • toddrobert38
                                                                                toddrobert38  4 weeks back

                                                                                will MLB fold or will Seattle win the Series first? My $ is on MLB folding

                                                                                • Gabe Sachse
                                                                                  Gabe Sachse  4 weeks back

                                                                                  2019: The Mariners get off to a great start, and then proceed to crash and burn, leaving them in the cellar of the AL West. At least they have some fun veterans like Edwin Encarnacion and young talents like Mitch Haniger and Justus Sheffield to provide them entertainment and maybe just a little bit of hope for the future?
                                                                                  Oh, Sheffield's in Triple A?
                                                                                  Oh, Edwin's a Yankee?
                                                                                  Oh, Haniger LITERALLY busted a nut?

                                                                                  NOW they're the TRUE Mariners.

                                                                                  • Kevin Bosshart
                                                                                    Kevin Bosshart  4 weeks back

                                                                                    Seattle will get a major league team for a sport that hasn't even been invented yet and they will win a championship before the Mariners even see the playoffs again.

                                                                                    • Pittsburg Champs
                                                                                      Pittsburg Champs  1 months back

                                                                                      Do the pirates

                                                                                      • James Berenzy
                                                                                        James Berenzy  1 months back

                                                                                        The sad part about the recent history is Kyle Seager was a good contact hitter and they beyond mis managed him. He had the look of a possible 285 to 305 hitter.

                                                                                        • bob smith
                                                                                          bob smith  1 months back

                                                                                          Baseball isn't even a team sport. It's just an incredibly long and boring set of competitions between 2 individuals, the pitcher and the batter. Everyone else is completely irrelevant, and for the 0.5 to 20% of the game when they aren't, it merely turns the individual competition into an individual competition with an ancillary set of incredibly mundane acts to be performed by 1, 2, or at most 3 other individuals. It's such a fucking joke

                                                                                          • bob smith
                                                                                            bob smith  1 months back

                                                                                            you could have a team of baseball players that have literally NEVER met each other or played together before, or they could all hate each others guts, and it will make absolutely ZERO difference in their ability to "play baseball"... "together". Such a fucking joke

                                                                                        • rushilb6
                                                                                          rushilb6  1 months back

                                                                                          2019: hot damn you guys have the hottest start in all of baseball. This might actually be the year you might *may happens* OH MY GOD