Game of Thrones Episode 5 Ridiculousness - Angry Rant!


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  • EconMan
    EconMan  3 days back

    Dumb and Dumber fucked this show up so bad.... and YES it is NOT the ending, but the ilogic used to get there. It feels like they just got tired of doing the series and wanted it to end asap

    • Jamie Stoner
      Jamie Stoner  5 days back

      Does he actually like the ice cream in the beginning or is he just pissed off

      • Special Agent Washing Tub

        Imagine this:
        Bells ring, and Dany thinks for a minute. She looks to the Red Keep, and finally decides that Cercei does not deserve to live. She flies the the keep, and orders Drogon to start destroying it. Jaime is cut off from Cercei, buts Cercei manages to escape in time. Dany soon spots Cercei and Qyburn hiding in the crowds, snaps, and burns through the innocents to get to Cercei. She doesn't realize the damage that's been done until it's too late, and doesn't even have time to feel remorse as tge Lannister army and the Golden Company retaliate against the Northmen and Unsullied in anger.

        • The Iridium Gamer
          The Iridium Gamer  1 weeks back

          "Game of Thornes is a joke now"

          Wasn't it always?

          • Muntasir Minhaz
            Muntasir Minhaz  1 weeks back

            Start watching from 4:15.

            • pfarabee
              pfarabee  2 weeks back

              No Bells Peace Prize... technically shouldn't it be the "Bells No Peace Prize" ?

              • Vader 1234
                Vader 1234  2 weeks back

                I have the problem with daenerys goes mad

                • Alexander Codella
                  Alexander Codella  2 weeks back

                  Cligin-bowl lol

                  • Celtic CC Castle Clash
                    Celtic CC Castle Clash  2 weeks back

                    yeah, it seemed out of character for Danerys to go mad queen, but she was raging from everything. Situ with John Snow, losing another dragon, feeling like she has no love in the kingdom, that hot friend of hers getting her head cut off by the Mountain, so it all came out, full rage mode. Episode was awesome, can't see too much fault with anything. Glad I avoided all the internet stuff, coz it seems like the pedantic picking holes has snowballed and I'm glad I just had my own view and opinion

                    • Solitary Angel
                      Solitary Angel  3 weeks back

                      For all that people claim the season was rushed, there are scenes that drag like fuck. If they shortened those scenes they could have invested in more important scenes that were rushed.

                      Daenerys going batshit nuts after the city had surrendered was just bullshit. She would not have done that. Grey Worm is discipline personified and even after watching his girlfriend die he would not slay surrendered soldiers because he's a soldier and soldiers understand the rules of war.

                      Jamie finally realised how evil Cersei is, no way does he return leaving the one brother he does love and a woman he loves.

                      Cersei's death was the most pointless end ever.

                      After what Arya saw I thought she would feed the Dragon poisoned meat then kill Daenerys.

                      • Mitchell Steegwijk
                        Mitchell Steegwijk  3 weeks back

                        Dafuq are you eating with your mouth open

                        • amarvera
                          amarvera  3 weeks back

                          You are so fucking right! Every-single-word.

                          • Ninja Racer
                            Ninja Racer  3 weeks back

                            Season 8, where each ep is more retarded than the last;
                            *Cersei to the golden legion* "Hold my city"
                            *Daenerys* "Hold my dragon off."
                            *John Snow to Daenerys* "Hold my dagger."
                            *Drogon to the Kings throne* "Hold my beer, I need BBQ this shit."

                            • Torva Messorem
                              Torva Messorem  3 weeks back

                              I was actually never able to stand Danny. She isn't worth shit without her dragons. She can't fight, she's frail and weak, not particularly intelligent, and somehow these mighty dragons are fine with being bossed around by her.

                              • smokythecameraman
                                smokythecameraman  3 weeks back

                                Mint chocolate chip is the ONLY bad ice cream

                                • AgitoJOKER
                                  AgitoJOKER  3 weeks back

                                  You would think reading GRRM books would give you some knowledge about story writing, escalations, climaxes, plot twists, and character development. Nope, apparently not. All the deaths in season 8 were a joke. I didn't feel anything because all they did was "they are X location now somehow they're in Y location and you deaded."

                                  *(SPOILERS)* Not that it really matters.

                                  Like i have a problem with Missandei's death. Greyworm told her to get on a skiff (A small rowing boat). Disappears and reappears with Euron... WTF did she row towards them? Did she think "Oh hey arrows coming towards me, i should row that way!" Smh...

                                  • Riley McDuffey
                                    Riley McDuffey  3 weeks back

                                    Your critique of this episode has more detail than the last five reviews I've seen.

                                    • Riley McDuffey
                                      Riley McDuffey  3 weeks back

                                      Ayyyy, my boy representing that mint chocolate chip ice cream.

                                      • Fishslap 33
                                        Fishslap 33  3 weeks back

                                        LOL, I just realized that this vid was made pre-King Three-wheels and Jon Snow, the legitimate heir to the throne, being exiled like a common criminal. Oh, and Ms Plot Armor becoming Christopher Columbus.

                                        • Fishslap 33
                                          Fishslap 33  3 weeks back

                                          Plot armor is proof of quality writing, dude!

                                          • delphatir
                                            delphatir  3 weeks back

                                            I like it when Joe wear these little red eyes.

                                            • DELE Ayinde
                                              DELE Ayinde  3 weeks back

                                              terrible ending to a wonderful show. Lazy script writing and too many loose ends to tied up

                                              • hh77
                                                hh77  3 weeks back

                                                WAIT, so writers are called D&D, and rock falls on Jamie's head and he dies?

                                                • ACHRAF EZZAGHRAOUI
                                                  ACHRAF EZZAGHRAOUI  3 weeks back

                                                  eunuchs don't make sounds when they burn, it's a known fact.

                                                  • Iveth Florentino
                                                    Iveth Florentino  3 weeks back

                                                    Notice there was no explanation at the end of episode 6 from D&D. Bastards!

                                                    • Mislavestina
                                                      Mislavestina  3 weeks back

                                                      The moment The Mountain took his helmet off I thought he looked like Varys, but not for long lel

                                                      • AdrianFox2000
                                                        AdrianFox2000  3 weeks back

                                                        Before i start the video i get a GoT commercial, its so ironic.

                                                        • Billy Connolli
                                                          Billy Connolli  3 weeks back

                                                          He's drunk isn't he? I think he's drunk.

                                                          • Delshad Said
                                                            Delshad Said  3 weeks back

                                                            Speak that truth joe 💯

                                                            • ryukenb2k
                                                              ryukenb2k  3 weeks back

                                                              The Mountain is basically Doomsday from DC comics but the super nerfed version

                                                              • Ar-Aamon
                                                                Ar-Aamon  4 weeks back

                                                                F*ck D&D, those dipshits ruined GoT.

                                                                • DerAnanasKing
                                                                  DerAnanasKing  4 weeks back

                                                                  How about, if instead of hitting the secound dragon on that ambust, they would kill him during the final battle, you know, also putting a bit more preashure on Deneris and also making this fight a little costly for her. because honestly, Deneris and John had a really easy time there, I never saw the Lenister army put up anything resembeling any kind of organised resistance.
                                                                  Another example that the authors of this show do not know anything about medieval military tactics.
                                                                  I mean, why was the golden company stationed in front of the castle walls and not inside? thats like basic. the same error they made in Winterfell.
                                                                  this is Star Wars last jedi level of stupidity.

                                                                  • Stephen Brooks
                                                                    Stephen Brooks  4 weeks back

                                                                    These writers should never work again. Unfortunately, the World's not perfect!

                                                                    • DerAnanasKing
                                                                      DerAnanasKing  4 weeks back

                                                                      I mean, you could say this episode "subverted" your expectations.

                                                                      • DerAnanasKing
                                                                        DerAnanasKing  4 weeks back

                                                                        I would have liked if Jamie would have killed cersei.
                                                                        also a big problem whit Deneris being so bad shit crazy could have been fixed, if they would have just removed the bells.
                                                                        that way you could justify Deneris killing all those civilians as coleteral damage because cersei was too stubborn to surrender and used the civilians as shield. that would have been totally plausible and would have fitted perfectly with Deneris´s character.

                                                                        • Brad M
                                                                          Brad M  4 weeks back

                                                                          Daenerys is not a good guy. She is just another power hungry despot. The Targaryen family suffers from debilitating mental illness and paranoia. They really rushed the story at the end but she was suffering from the same condition that the rest of her family was notorious for. Throughout the series she was obsessed with being queen and she felt it was her divine right to rule. Sure she freed some slaves but really it was just to spite the slavers and to build an army. She told Tyrion that she can be cunning too and if you pay close attention, every thing she did throughout the entire series after her bro died was to further her agenda through her cunning.

                                                                          • Dean Chase
                                                                            Dean Chase  4 weeks back

                                                                            Dude shut the fuck up for some one born out of his father's ass yes that's right bitch your dad took a shit and you came out little crying girl

                                                                            • J Dog
                                                                              J Dog  4 weeks back

                                                                              Preach Joe Preach, some good Truth! \m/

                                                                              • Alex Wong
                                                                                Alex Wong  4 weeks back

                                                                                They’ve already ruined Star Wars...

                                                                                • David Hernandez
                                                                                  David Hernandez  4 weeks back

                                                                                  Episode was entertaining. great to be a casual viewer. the complaints are minimal. just sit back and watch the mother of dragons lose her mind and burn innocent people and ask why over and over. til you remember ohh mad queen, i get it.

                                                                                  • Scott Riley Adrueno
                                                                                    Scott Riley Adrueno  4 weeks back

                                                                                    Tbf, Rhaegal was hit by surprise scorpion attack. If it was a videogame, it was a preemptive strike.

                                                                                    • NineTails
                                                                                      NineTails  4 weeks back

                                                                                      You guys are forgetting the build up to what Dany did. Jorah died, her advisors head was chopped off, her dragon died, Jon wasn't showing affection for her anymore, Jon was getting all the love from the north and she left the room. Everything was going wrong for her and she lost it.

                                                                                      • Mr.Mask Maker
                                                                                        Mr.Mask Maker  4 weeks back

                                                                                        when joe does the face i turn down my speakers

                                                                                        • JAMIE DREWS
                                                                                          JAMIE DREWS  4 weeks back

                                                                                          I love how people bitch an complain about this show.. I thought it was good wished there was more but. I can’t wait to see the shows/series these bashers make. Oh wait that won’t happen because they have no talent of any kind other then complaining in the gaming they jerk off in playing video games.

                                                                                          • Garrett Bennicas
                                                                                            Garrett Bennicas  4 weeks back

                                                                                            Go fuck yourself Joe

                                                                                            "I think no matter what anyone thinks about this season - and I don't mean to sound mean about critics here - but whatever critic spends half an hour writing about this season and makes their [negative] judgement on it, in my head they can go fuck themselves."
                                                                                            - Kit Harington

                                                                                            • Gerald Murrill
                                                                                              Gerald Murrill  4 weeks back

                                                                                              I'm dead! The funniest first 30 seconds of a video rant...EVER! Every time I see this....gone, on the floor laughing like a drunk hyena. This deserves to be a meme.

                                                                                              • Dayrahl
                                                                                                Dayrahl  4 weeks back

                                                                                                Ahaha I never brought into the crap it was

                                                                                                • KT
                                                                                                  KT  4 weeks back

                                                                                                  10k ppl who disliked this video are idiots..havent even watched it yet but I know you're defending the show... brainlessly satisfied with anything.

                                                                                                  • Celtic CC Castle Clash
                                                                                                    Celtic CC Castle Clash  2 weeks back

                                                                                                    KT there's gonna be some who defend the show no matter what. I fall into the category of not being a GOT fanboy, never got on the hype train, I've always thought it's decent, just it pales in comparison to Vikings. I think Season 8 was probably the best one for me, it made me look at the show thinking, yeah it stepped up to the plate and tried to be on as epic a scale of Vikings. I couldn't see anything wrong with the story telling either, it all made sense and was well done